you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Do you remember whose house we're in?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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