Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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