i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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