Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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