i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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