just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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