I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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