How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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