I want to make a zoo with you.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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