We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
now i know why i became what i already was.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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