i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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