She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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