So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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