Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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