so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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