Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
