I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I enjoy the company of your penis
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