I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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