Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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