You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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