No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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