Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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