I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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