i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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