I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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