I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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