Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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