my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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