Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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