You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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