Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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