Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
We're too hungover to prance.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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