do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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