I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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