i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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