Me too!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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