Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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