People in love make me want to vomit
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
