please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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