Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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