the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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