He is an equal opportunity slut.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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