Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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