What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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