You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm always down for nudity.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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