If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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