whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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