even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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