question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is it because I queefed?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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