Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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