i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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