Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I fill condoms, not promises.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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