I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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